Enter, the most patriotic patriot that
Americans have ever witnessed: Captain America. But wait a
second, Captain America seems somehow… different than usual.
Why's his head so big!? And why does he keep nodding at
everything!? Oh no, is Captain America sick? Of course not,
silly! Captain America can't get sick thanks to that super
soldier serum that makes him a straight badass! He's just
got bobble head syndrome. You see, at some point in every
popular licensed figure's life, there comes a time when
they're wanted to accompany people at their home or office
and be made to look ridiculous and agree with everything
that people say. Captain America is just fulfilling his duty
to the ever-grateful free folk of the United States of
America, and there's no shame in that. So buy yours today!